Hiya! I’m Claire - a soft, giggly, size 16 Aussie girl with short hair, blue eyes, and curves in all the right places. I welcome respectful clients of all genders, body types, and backgrounds. I’m bi (and love couples!), and I’m queer, trans, and disability friendly.

I’m all about low-pressure, genuine bookings. I host relaxed, no-drama sessions in the Inner West (Canterbury), where we laugh, connect, and have a great time together like old friends. So much so, that I guarantee you I will say something inappropriate or tease you about something within the first 5 minutes of us meeting (my filter is, how do you say...non-existant).

MY VIBE

Am I the hottest, youngest, kinkiest option on here? Not by a long shot! But I'll make sure that every time we meet, it'll feel like you are genuinely coming home to your girlfriend - a safe environment where you can just be yourself; an attentive ear, eager to hear about your day; a chance to finally relax and banter, without the social pressure; and of course: sex that isn't a performance; just two people who don't take themselves too seriously, enjoying each other's bodies and focusing only on the pleasures we find between us. And if that wasn't enough to convince you - I also usually offer post-coital sour zooper dooper iceblocks!

MY PERKS

(Did you read about the sour Zooper Doopers above?)

I love all things intimacy, but I especially enjoy anal - so much so, that I include it free of charge in any booking 30 minutes or longer. You won’t find that kind of offer anywhere else in Sydney! And if you do... give her my number, because I'm sure we could get up to some mischief together!

I’m not a polished adult star or a stick-thin model. I’m a real, down-to-earth woman with a soft, natural body that feels amazing to touch. If you’re nervous or inexperienced, don’t worry - I’m warm, silly, and easy-going. I’m great at making people feel comfortable fast, so you can relax and enjoy yourself. If the thought of actually meeting up with an escort is enough to turn your dick inside out with anxiety, then I'm your gal! I truly believe all bodies are beautiful, that nobody knows what the hell they are meant to be doing, and that the earth is flat. Nah just joking with that last one. Or am I? Yes, yes I am.

AVAILABILITY

I also work full-time Monday to Friday in another job, so I can’t always reply instantly or spend ages chatting before a booking. I just ask for at least an hour’s notice, as I don’t do last-minute “right now” bookings. I also tend to book out very quickly, so prepare to be disappointed if you're booking with only a few hours notice.

IMPORTANT BOOKING INFO

- I'm SMS only. Please use the booking template below. Messages like “hi” or “u available?” will be ignored on my good days, and responded to poorly on my bad days.
- Cash or Beem transfer only (no PayID).
- I need at least 1 hour’s notice and can only rarely be ready in less time than that.
- I don’t send extra photos and I don't video call. No, my face is not messed up - I just value my privacy.
- Prices are non-negotiable and I don't want your sob story, thanks anyway.
- If it’s not listed, I probably don’t offer it.
- I am well aware that compared to my introduction, this section makes me sound like I've got a hornet in my pussy, but I will never fail to be amazed at how many times per day I find myself repeating this same info. By the third "u available now where you live?" message I read in a day, I'm already contemplating whether sticking a hornet up my pussy would be a preferable alternative.

HOW TO BOOK - SMS ONLY

Please copy, fill in, and send this template via SMS or whatsapp:

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Hi Claire, I’d love to book some time with you.

My name:

Service I’m interested in:

Preferred date:

Preferred time:

Extras (optional):

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PLEASE NOTE: Even though anal doesn't cost extra, I still need to know in advance so please make sure you specify that you want to include it under "extras".

Thanks — it makes everything smoother for both of us. xx